11月21日，电子科大双选会。
双选会的到来意味着找工作已经高潮已过，临近尾声。
2007年的妓院过了又一个春天，科大的放羊式管理放出了牛儿。

老板的8个学生：
两个MSFT，
一个北京外企，
一个成都MOT，
一个成都18摸=>SYMC，
一个成都HW，
一个广东SW园，
一个BIDU。

老板是公认的电子科大计算机学院RP指数最高的老板！
这年头，看来RP确实很重要！
However，虽然大家都找到了自己的安身之处，但是未来的几年究竟咋样，还未可知。
如人饮水，冷暖自知。

找工作一结束，人生中的第一个阶段--学生阶段--也就进入了尾声。
目前来看，读博的可能性是0.01%，象牙塔中的青蛙99.99%要走出井底了！
高考时，成长了一次；
大四时，又成长了一次；
找工作时，又成长了一次。
人生中要经历多少次成长，要经历多少次磨练啊！

高中时看过一篇文章，讲的是：
人的一辈子都在愁！
小的时候愁学习，
大了愁工作，
再大点愁老婆，
再大点愁娃儿，
以此循环。

于是偶尔就会有这个想法：
人生就像鬼过隧道，
走啊走啊，
不停的想走出漆黑阴暗的空间，
当真正走出的时候，
发现自己已融化在烈日之下。

唉，难怪巴顿教育士兵的时候，这句话会那么的引起共鸣了。
“ 凯旋回家后，今天在座的弟兄们都会获得一种值得夸耀的资格。二十年后，你会庆幸自己参加了此次世界大战。到那时，当你在壁炉边，孙子坐在你的膝盖上，问你：“爷爷，你在第二次世界大战时干什么呢？”你不用尴尬地干咳一声，把孙子移到另一个膝盖上，吞吞吐吐地说：“啊……爷爷我当时在路易斯安那铲粪。”与此相反，弟兄们，你可以直盯着他的眼睛，理直气壮地说：“孙子，爷爷我当年在第三集团军和那个狗娘养的乔治·巴顿并肩作战！”

最后分享几个找工作的趣事。

1某拿到NB公司OFFER的同学面QQ。
面试官：TCP/IP几次握手，能给我讲讲么？
答曰：两次。
面试官：知道了。

2 HW和MS大牛的故事
场景1：HW给大牛offer。
大牛：对不起，我签了
HW：什么公司？
大牛：MS
HW：[无语].....

场景2：过5分钟，HR call大牛：
HW：让给人生更多的选择，更多的挑战和机会
大牛：[无语]........

场景3：HW将MS大牛叫去签约。
HW：MS给你多少，我们多给5w
大牛：MS给我18，19w吧
HW：那不是23，24w了？？？？[无语]....沉默......

3 某外企英语面试
面试官一翻英语过后，突然忘记某个单词，思绪良久，仍不可得，遂曰：那我们还是用中文吧。
。。。。。。。。。

先看看火星~~火星的和地球的就是不一样！

Thank you for giving us the opportunity to review your resume and qualification.

It is regretted that we have a very limited number of vacancies for which a large number of candidates have applied. Your application has been reviewed along with other applicants. While we are impressed with your qualification, we can not offer you the opportunity for the next step.

Please understand that this is not a negative evaluation of your accomplishment, but rather a reflection of our unique hiring needs.

Meanwhile, we would like to keep your profile and may contact you in the future should a position open up which matches your skills and interests.

Thank you very much for your interest with Mars China. Wish you every success in locating a challenging career opportunity in the future.

Sincerely,

Mars China

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看看网易的，多厚道，看得让人心情舒畅，如沐春风！

您好！

感谢您应聘网易互动校园招聘XXXXX职位，从您的简历里可以看出您是一位非常有能
力的同学，但我们觉得您可能不太适合在这个职位发展，非常遗憾这次不能跟您合作！
但我们相信您一定能在专业相关的领域做出一番成就，期待与您的下一次合作，希望您能一
如既往的关注和支持网易互动，谢谢！
此
致

广州网易互动娱乐有限公司
2007年11月7日


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YAHOO就很一般老~难怪现在YAHOO不行了！

尊敬的xx先生：
 
您好，很抱歉通知您，您暂时没能通过本轮简历的筛选，您的简历已经存入YAHOO简历库，
如果有更合适的职位我们会再次和您联系，感谢您关注YAHOO！


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BELL LAB

Dear Candidate, 

Thank you very much for giving us the opportunity to consider you.
Your qualifications are excellent, but we regret that we do not have an appropriate position for you at the present time.
Should one develop, we shall be in touch with you.
We appreciate you interest in Bell Labs Research China and wish you well. 

Regards,

Bell Labs Research China

Alcatel-Lucent


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IBM还是不错的，大气！

Dear xxxx,

Thank you for attending our interview, giving us the opportunity to discuss with you about your qualifications and interests.

I am sorry that we do not have a suitable opening for you for the time being. If a suitable opportunity becomes available in the future, you will be contacted as soon as possible.

Please understand that this decision reflects the status of our very limited and specialized employment needs this time rather than any negative evaluation of your qualifications. We would like to retain your details in our recruitment database and contact you in the event that a more suitable role becomes available.


Best of luck in your endeavors and thank you for your interest in IBM.


Yours sincerely,

IBM China Research Lab


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MS的也木错，当年收到BS信都很开心！

Dear xxxx,

We regret to inform you that we will not be able to offer you a position at Microsoft Advanced Technology Center (MS-ATC).

Although impressed by your background and credentials, we were unable to find a suitable fit among our current open job opportunities. However, in order to give your candidacy the greatest possible consideration, we would like to maintain your resume in our electronic database for future reference.

We appreciate your interest and wish you the best of luck in the future.

Sincerely,


HR Staffing Team
Microsoft Advanced Technology Center


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HP，也很一般~~
Dear XX, 

Thank you for applying for the position of XXXXXXXXXX , requisition # XXXXXX
. After careful consideration, we regret to inform you that we will not be p
ursuing your application on this occasion.


We will retain your information in our candidate database for one year which
 can be accessed in the event of future job openings. You have the option of
 having your information automatically reviewed against the required skills
for future job openings as they occur.


Thank you for your application. We wish you all the best in your career sear
ch.


Sincerely,

Hewlett-Packard Company

www.hp.com/go/jobs


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康佳的也很一般~

您好！
感谢您对康佳集团的关注与支持。您的简历我们已经详细阅览，但您目前的情况与您所应聘
的产品管理岗位要求暂时不符，我们已经将您的个人资料录入公司的人才储备库，希望以后
有合作的机会。
如果您同时还投递了康佳集团的其他职位，请继续关注我们的消息。
祝您早日找到合适的工作。


康佳集团股份有限公司
人力资源部


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这个拒信写的很实际，也很到位，属于上层作品！

Thank you for giving us the opportunity to review your resume and qualification.

It is regretted that we have a very limited number of postings for which a large number of candidates are applying. Your application has been reviewed along with other applicants. While we are impressed with your qualification, we can not offer you employment with ABB China.

Please understand that this is not a negative evaluation of your accomplishment, but rather a reflection of our unique hiring needs.

Thank you very much for your interest with ABB. Wish you every success in locating a challenging career opportunity in the future.

Should you have any interest in ABB vacancies in future, please visit ABB official employment website at:

Http://www.abb.com.cn/careers

ABB Recruitment Team

ABB China

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这个写的还有点天朝的味道！

瑞晟：
敬爱的 XX 同学惠鉴：
敝公司本次招聘人员，承蒙拨冗前来面试，特此致谢。
经此晤谈，敝公司留下深刻良好的印象，惟录取名额有限，暂时未能借重长才，敬请谅察。
以 XX同学之学识优越，当能鸿图大展、功成名就。应征时所附简历等资料，敝公司将予以
保留登录人才数据库中，俟后若有适当机会，定当优先考虑。


敬颂

                                                     台安




瑞晟微电子人资行政部
谨上

                                                      二〇〇七年十一月九日

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Dear xxx,

Thank you for your interest in GE China IMLP EID program and your great time spent with us for the interview. 

We are impressed by your education background and experience in the university. However, currently we still don't think you are a quite fit to this program in GE.

Your resume and other information obtained during your interview have been placed in our company-wide resume database.  The database is used to match your skills against open position requirements throughout GE.   If a relevant match is made, a business representative will contact you to discuss the opportunity.

We appreciate your interest in GE China, and we wish you success obtaining the challenging professional position you desire.




Sincerely,

Human Resources Department

       GE China

工作篇：

第一感觉：

运气来了，实力都挡不住

第二感觉：

就业问题归根结底是男女问题！

关于外企问题：
老板提示：没有核心技术，就是成本中心，不过到外企开开眼界还是不错！

老板提示：
“找工作一定要选好行业，跟着好的行业发展，才有个人的发展”

老板提示：
“到了我们这岁数，心里就有点发慌，一定要有点自己的东西”

老板提示：
“不要一味沉迷于技术，技术要能创造价值才是好的技术”

老板提示：
好的行业，还是自己判断吧，国家未来10年会大力发展的，都是好行业

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17大后：

古代成语对常委的预测：

习以为常

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看看这个情侣装吧！NBA！

MSN VS BMW



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它们认识你，你认识他们么？

给几个字给大家看看耍耍！NBA！